Ally Randall

Extremely random, fairly sarcastic and sometimes slightly offensive.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[Ally Randall @ally_randall]

I requested Middle of Nowhere to be playing for my MRI today, firstly to soothe me, an secondly in the hopes that it’ll give me lucky vibes for @KaceyMusgraves presale tomorrow 🤠❤️‍🔥✨

[Thottiest of Them All @ThottPockett8]

Me after listening to the new Kacey Musgraves album.

[Ally Randall @ally_randall]

@epicbrickz @palevariety3719 Came here to say this 💜

[Ally Randall @ally_randall]

@uncledoomer Calling foster the people a one hit wonder is wild

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

sometimes, if you are lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window, it’s important that you romanticise that tree as much as possible.

[Annicka @deafandblinddog]

Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[DME 🇳🇦 @dme_363]

Me Listening to J. Cole:

Cole World The Fall Off

[Ally Randall @ally_randall]

I would do questionable things for just one 40-degree day at this point

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Da snow is falling and da cookies are calling.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Just me here to let yall know my baby daddy got the NUMBER 1 ALBUM!!! Aaahhhhhh hah! 🤪
DONT BE DUMB!!!

[Ally Randall @ally_randall]

A fresh red manicure is one of my greatest simple pleasures in life

[Ally Randall @ally_randall]

Is anybody else irrationally upset about this

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

After 232 years, the U.S. Mint has retired the penny.

The end of its production comes amid a years-long farce of the government producing coins that cost more to make than they are worth. https://t.co/ThTcYYWDaX

[ᜰ @boyaviatorr]

Me tweeting my audience

[. @mithkii]

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life

[Tame Impala @tameimpala]

Isn’t the view spectacular?

[Ally Randall @ally_randall]

If I see one more gd picture of a honey deuce

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨 Ariana Grande announces The Eternal Sunshine Tour.