cALLYente ✨

i wish i had a clever bio, but i don't.

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

Even the fly on Mike Pence’s head knows he’s a piece of shit. #VOTE

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

[David Harewood @DavidHarewood]

Can’t sit down.
Can’t kneel down.
Can’t raise a fist.
Can’t stand still in peaceful protest.
Can’t walk in peaceful protest.
If you don’t understand this rage then you need to educate yourself because your part of the problem.
#BlackLivesMatter

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

just in case anyone needed a reminder on how much this administration sucks

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

On February 5th, I sat in a meeting with top Administration officials as Senators pressed them to request emergency funding to hire staff and stockpile supplies for the coming crisis.

They said they had it covered. Didn’t need any additional funding.

What a fatal screw up.

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

let👏them👏in👏they're👏refugees👏and👏victims👏

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Big problems on the ferry from Freeport to Florida — announcement just made that any Bahamian without a visa must now get off. This is not normal. Nornally Bahamians can travel to USA with passport and a printout of their police record. This is a mess.

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

@hideandseaking Congrats! 💖✨

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

Let's see how badly that 5pm nap fucks me over...

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

i feel bad because i forget twitter is a thing and then i remember that i don't like using twitter because my feed is a clusterfuck

[claud @cprandoni_]

donald trump was accused of sexual assault and became president of the united states

brett kavanagh was accused of sexual assault and became a lifelong judge on the highest court of the nation

don’t ever fucking tell me that accusations ruin a man’s life.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

More fall, less pumpkin spice.

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

isn't $10,000 a semester a great way to say, "i hate myself"?

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

"I love how expensive graduate school is," said no one, ever.

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

Thank fucking god.

[John Koblin @koblin]

Warner Bros. announces that THE BIG BANG THEORY comes to a close next May (season no. 12). Still one of the top rated shows in TV

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

why is finding a job, that doesn't suck, the hardest thing on earth?

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

i had a stroke while reading this

[𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill]

judge: how do u plead? spill the tea sis😌

defendant: all tea all shade? i hid the body😌💅🏼

judge: omg sis ur cancelled and that’s that on THAT😌💋

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

anyway, i shouldn't have looked at yelp at 11 at night b/c now i'm all hyped and with no one to vent to... well, except the internet.

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

if you want free dessert just tell me. i'll get you one, lmao - but don't stare at me expecting me to read your mind and then tell me everything was fine.

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

side note: if a waiter asks you how your food was and you don't give an answer other than "good" or "okay" then don't expect anything to happen

[cALLYente ✨ @ally_russell8]

like at least explain, or elaborate. i can't read minds you know.