al sweens

DePaul University ‘22

[al sweens @ally_sweeney]

When your boyfriend throws his brother's Gucci glasses:

[ken @mckennaherlehy]

maddie, my 12yo sister, told me that all the boys in her school think i am a “future milf”🥴

[al sweens @ally_sweeney]

petition to be able to share your screen on facetime

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

when more vaccination appointments are added

[bigsock @biggersocks]

cow abunga

[al sweens @ally_sweeney]

can someone tell me what the fuck is a space cowgirl

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

in the unreleased third movie, mike wazowski opens up a tattoo parlor called monster’s ink

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

atheists be like on bro

[al sweens @ally_sweeney]

@MaddieSchoenick some people tell me i look like lindsey lohan before the drugs... if you wanted my autograph

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

do u think the hulk is green apple flavored or lime

[Josh @FLITTER]

babies be like help me or I will literally die

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

I wish Heaven had FaceTime

[Josh @FLITTER]

You’re telling me Hazel nut in this coffee?

[al sweens @ally_sweeney]

I regularly daydream about consuming pumpkin spice coffee

[al sweens @ally_sweeney]

@MaddieSchoenick Savs face is a mood 24/7 🤣 love you lots gfs❤️

[hails @hailsbooboo]

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I make self defense keychains to help keep you safe, while also keeping you stylish! I am based out of the PHO, AZ area, but I do ship!💗

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

Just did 5 push-ups, might throw a car at a mf later idk

[al sweens @ally_sweeney]

“I don’t wear masks for the same reason I don’t wear underwear... things gotta breathe.”

[manito @azarosito]

i hate when mfs come in the crib and don't speak to the dogs. say hi to coco bitch.