Ally J

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

When bae says it's time for Hoagie Haven

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I’m n luv with a hippo

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump announces his endorsement of Harris

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

@cmeright 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

When tonight wasn’t suPPOSED to be your hair washing night but your patient whipping his self-removed Foley catheter around like a helicopter has other ideas for you

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

Like I’m not one for fist fights but I WILL throw mfkn hands on the plane if you’re seated anywhere behind me upon landing & try to pass me in the aisle before I stand up

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

P rude when face recognition DOESN’T RECOGNIZE THE DOUBLE CHIN WHEN UR LAYING ON THE COUCH TRYNA GET INTO UR OWN PHONE

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

But we still can’t get safe staffing ratios written into our contract, and how DARE we ask for a raise that (at the very least) matches inflation or cost of living this year

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

@dabiznesss BRAG MUCH?

[Brianna Keilar @brikeilarcnn]

This morning Tucker Carlson is picking his teeth with Sen. Ted Cruz’s spine. #RollTheTape

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Texas won’t stop a virus from reproducing but they will sue a woman who doesn’t want to— nice work, men.

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

This is why we all panicked when RBG died. In case anyone was wondering.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

In today’s edition of This Can’t Be Real

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Vaccines are safe, they are free, and they are effective. It’s that simple.

[Sonia Moghe @soniamoghe]

NEW: The @NewYorkStateAG investigation into the Trump Organization is “no longer purely civil.”

“We are now actively investigating the Trump Organization in a criminal capacity, along with the Manhattan DA,” a spokesman told CNN.

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

@k23zzz

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dallas and Hank. Dallas believes any bath can be a bubble bath if you try hard enough. Hank is his lifeguard. 13/10 for both

[Kris Jenner @KrisJenner]

The secret’s out @chrissyteigen and I have been working on something together. Sign up to stay up to date and get first access on https://t.co/YzilH5yDg9 @getsafely

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

It must be nice that Piers Morgan gets to leave a situation when he feels uncomfortable but criticizes a black woman when she does the same. Qwhite interesting.

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

@jess_cuh_ Wowwwww I haven’t had a Swedish meatballs in a MINUTE

[Ally J @ally_zzzzz]

@k23zzz

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Teddy. You were supposed to leave some dirty plates for him to lick. How could you forget. 12/10 very pupset with you