Allyson

[Allyson @allyann13]

@Cede_Rhae Definitely has been wild here lately. But thankfully we are all safe! Thank you!

[Allyson @allyann13]

“Some other girl let me hold Charlie...her stuffed horse, at the bar last night” 😂😂

[Allyson @allyann13]

@skylee_32678 You can just vacation TO me! 😊

[Allyson @allyann13]

@KayJo1055 I feel this on a personal level!

[kj @KayJo1055]

whether it be friends, significant others, or someone you are trying to get to know.. if they are NOT reciprocating the energy you are supplying, show them the door. 😘

[Allyson @allyann13]

Always know it’s time for a visit back home when I start to crave Casey’s pizza and Busch Light

[Allyson @allyann13]

I’m not sure when I became so adult that I physically cannot sleep in any later than 7am, even if given the chance, but I’m not very happy about it.

[Allyson @allyann13]

I wish my husband looked at me the way he looks at himself. 😂 #heissovain

[Allyson @allyann13]

@KayJo1055 This is me! I always have to ask everyone at the table what they’re getting before I can decide. It’s a big problem 😂

[Allyson @allyann13]

The Chiefs are headed to the Super Bowl! 🏆 Who do you got? 🇨🇦📺 #NEvsKC: CTV/RDS/DAZN 📅 Sunday, January 20th ⏰ 6:40PM ET/3:40PM PT

[Allyson @allyann13]

Kins has only been in daycare for 3 days and already has pink eye in both of her eyes. 😩

[Allyson @allyann13]

Well today really sucks.

[Allyson @allyann13]

Jake just looked at me from the kitchen and said “bring dat ass in here. We havin a motha fuckin pizza party!”

[Allyson @allyann13]

I swear toy companies laugh at us parents while they put the toys in the box like “haha let me see you try to get through all 30 of these zip ties,7 layers of tape,4 nails, and two pad locks”

[Allyson @allyann13]

@AudWhee32 That’s a good one too! Im pretty sure we can pull off being high schoolers for a day or two..

[Allyson @allyann13]

Not sure if this is something I should admit...but I would definitely go back to school for a day just to be able to have a flying saucer for lunch..

[Allyson @allyann13]

I pray that my daughter never has to know what it feels like to think she’s unworthy or not enough due to some guy and that she will always know how amazing she is and won’t let anyone change her mind.

[Allyson @allyann13]

Why did I ever choose party life over be in bed by 10pm on a Friday night watching sad movies life. This is the ACTUAL cool life. 😂 #imold

[Allyson @allyann13]

It only took me 18 months...but I’m back to pre baby weight. 😬