Ally Audia

Single mother of none 🏳️‍🌈

[Spencer Raxter @Spenmorax]

KNOW YOUR ROLE!

The Detroit Pistons role players SHINE to force game seven.

Paul Reed, Marcus Sasser and Duncan Robinson, Daniss Jenkins and Caris LeVert stole that on the road. LETS GO PISTONS IN SEVEN!!!

[NCAA Men's Final Four @MFinalFour]

THE WOLVERINES WILL PLAY FOR A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 〽️

(1) @umichbball defeats (1) Arizona, 91-73, to advance to the National Championship!

#MFinalFour

[Big Ten Men's Basketball @B1GMBBall]

WOLVERINES ARE YOUR OUTRIGHT @bigten REGULAR SEASON CHAMPS 🏆

[jake @reyscarradine]

i legit can’t stop thinking about how one of the first scenes is the muppets going about their morning routines set to brick house by the commodores. and it *works.*

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

The Pistons have a 5 man unit out there with 0 players that can dribble and 1 player who can shoot

[a little mouse🐀🌵 @desert__varnish]

I picked up a frog today to move them somewhere safer. It was fun for me and perhaps there was an element of fun for the frog as well

[⋆ ˚ helly ｡𖦹 ⋆｡° @HELEBING_]

happy lesbian visibility week to all my fellow lesbians and everyone who celebrates us 🫶

[Rachel Oshrin @RachelOshrin]

Chappell Roan and the eight-year-olds hearing her music for the first time at the Olivia Rodrigo concert:

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

husbands gay, back busted, knee crunchy, children always doubting them, house sold to nicole richie, robbed — nothing could stop them from running a successful vibrator business empire (and toilet seats)

[Aurora @Aurora_SpcX]

the way men get football shirts with their favourite players name on the back. I need that for Real Housewives.

[Jake @ScoobyScream]

gay people be like “they saved my life” and it’s the Hex Girls from Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

I want a major revival of The Producers starring these two.

[wayne. @waynemp4]

and where the HELL were y’all during Plastic Hearts era

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[niomi @82pondview]

just got back from my dr appointment and it didn’t go well… she prescribed me a 6 month stay by the sea for exhaustion and hysteria. i have to start packing my bags tonight

[staid @staidindoors]

Statler: Oh look, a prospective buyer!

Waldorf: More like a prospective regretter! If these walls could talk they would plead the fifth! Do-ho-ho-ho!

[lyssa | lurking era @liparxynolds]

what could they possibly have talked about

[Jackson Isaacson @jacksonisaacson]

Want to spend an evening drinking martinis here so badly.

[helen qu'elle heure @uberjnet]

I gotta level with you man, I'd be fucking thrilled if a bunch of ghosts came by and told me how to fix my shit in a single night