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milkshake

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add weapons!

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i seriously can’t believe people watch Hereditary and don’t realize it’s the greatest horror movie of all time, really sad stuff

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i could be killed for this but Eddington is better than Midsommar

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my sisters jr high choir puts on the most lawless concerts, they have the kids running up and down the aisles, spinning the teacher around while he’s playing piano, fighting on the stage

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it makes me funnier to be on here

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every time we get a new trinket, we have to reorganize all the other trinkets so that everything is balanced

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23 year old brother just watched Lady Bird for the first time in this year 2026 and told me that’s the first movie he’s seen Timothee Chalamet in????

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so crazy that stuff just happens

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cast and crew of The Northman, i offer u a special and personal thanks today

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@mirandathesnail QUEENIE AND PRECIOUS THE SAME?!?!?!

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@emmanem4000 Bryan

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my cousin was killed in the jurassic world 2015 incident

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@emmanem4000 YES

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4th of july is such a coworker holiday

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any time my skin is bad i reminisce on pictures when it was clear rip

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they had that kid in bring her back doing some of the craziest shit ever seen in horror movies

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have any oomfs in utah been to that cowabunga water park

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it’s not a crime if u take what’s given!!!!

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@emmanem4000 EMMAAAAAA THAT WAS IN A THROWN OUT FILE OF MY BRAIN!!!

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@emmanem4000 WHO??????