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[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Goals for April
-lose 15 pounds
-be good at my job
-get 4 boyfriends

[🐈‍⬛ @444caat]

hitting 20k steps is easy when all you do is think and think and think and think

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

too chopped for la
too anxious for nyc
just neurotic enough for boston massachusetts #gosox

[jay @kendallhosseini]

seeing mamdani win while living across the country from nyc

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

The Patriots are back in first place.

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

Joe Mazzulla hasn't had a pope to win for. Things are about to change.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

get me to god’s country

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

if I text you this it means your secret is NOT safe with me

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

when i find myself in times of trouble, thoughts of grad school come to me

[brianna pirre @bsp_13]

sports are a business and that business is hurting my feelings

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

for lent i am giving up bruins hockey

[world cup enjoyer @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

nosferatu (2024)

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

if you’re in bed stay in bed

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Moment of truth for this site’s greatest ever parlay.