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[Earl of FrunkPuppy @28delayslater]

Joe convinces Hunter to join Twitter

[Tori @allybethany]

@moonchild23580 I’d start by looking for cheaper internet…is that a normal price.. we pay under $100 but I’m also in bum fuck SC

[Tori @allybethany]

@Stormi_luv

[Tori @allybethany]

@notcee_fan Killer clowns from outer space

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Unfuck America Tour @unfamericatour]

Happy Pride Month from our team 🌈

Every day this month we’ll be honoring gay icons who helped shape America.

Day 1: Benny Johnson

[Tori @allybethany]

@Bunny_ngl Many times….

[Tori @allybethany]

Well ok #euphoria

[Tori @allybethany]

I refuse to believe any of this is real. It better be all part of Lexi’s writing. #euphoria

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is our Secretary of a War, Pete Hegseth.

No wonder why we appear to suck at war.

[Tori @allybethany]

@omgsidewalks Well yeah

[Tori @allybethany]

@HouseGOP @TaxCuts When you say YOUR, you’re talking to billionaires right? Because I did get a raise but then they cut 20 hours per pay period and after these HIGH af benefit deductions.. I no longer make enough to even pay my bills. First time EVER. Quit ruining shit.

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

I never laughed this hard in so long 😂😂😂

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Everyone!

Let’s get #UglyFuckMiller trending today!

Spread the word!

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Fuck your feelings! Cry more, lib!

DEMS: Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck!

MAGA:

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

When Peter Thiel abandons the USA with his family you just know some shit's about to go down.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Stephen Miller is called an "ugly f***" by the Democrats' official X account 😬 https://t.co/dUonfE4aVA

[Tori @allybethany]

@Avabelly__ Just say it’s designer, looks like it at first glance

[Tori @allybethany]

@therealroseanne Oh I thought Miriam cut her hair

[Tori @allybethany]

@orleansway I’d like to see how these kids turned out as adults