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yo not eating a pound of meat saves the same amount of water if u didn't shower for 6 months!!!

[al @allyboly]

one time i matched w a dude on tinder and we were both from stl and he asked me what hs i went to and when i told him psouth he immediately stopped talking to me lmao

[Nappy. @HesAtYoWindow]

The police after protesters get pictures of them kneeling

[Judson Hayden @judson_haydenn]

Telling a Black man to respect cops to avoid being killed is the same as telling a woman to dress appropriately to avoid being raped

[al @allyboly]

what else am i supposed to do then

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Aegeus: Remember to replace the black sails with white ones so I know you're not dead.

Theseus: Okay.

Theseus:

[al @allyboly]

@idc226 red is a CLOSE second

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

fine ill bite. what’s the economy

[liva @realchoppedliva]

when people comment “goddess” on a picture i’m like be specific 🙄🙄 goddess of what? archery? don’t be vague i am polytheistic af

[Joyce Manor @JoyceManor]

Let’s rock baby 🇱🇷

[al @allyboly]

@jesspritz whoops

[jillian @mentaljilness]

when night shift by lucy dacus comes on shuffle my whole world stops for 6 minutes and 32 seconds

[al @allyboly]

@Amalderman7 taurus energy

[rusty shackleford @Koul_aid]

I have never seen more people so tightly packed into room go as absolutely feral as at 100 gecs. You people fucking opened up a pit to All I Want For Christmas is You by Mariah Carey IN BETWEEN SETS WHAT HELL

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

BEING A BABY
- boring

BURSTING FULLY FORMED FROM THE HEAD OF ZEUS
- exciting!
- you immediately get a shield and spear and whatever you do with them is your business

[al @allyboly]

shoutout to the hamilton gods for finally letting me win the lottery after two years on mY BIRTHDAY @Lin_Manuel

[al @allyboly]

@adamn0ll thx for this

[milk @milkstrology]

💥🍀🍋 SAGITTARIUS SZN IS HERE TO TEACH Y’ALL HOW TO VOICE WHAT YOU’RE THINKING AND BE UNAPOLOGETIC WITH WHAT YOU WANT AND WHO YOU ARE. TIME TO BE INTERESTED BY EVERYTHING AND CHAINED TO NOTHING SEASON. 🍋🍀💥

[angel @angelmendoza___]

baby yoda knocking on my door at 3 am: up, i throwed

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

3 days from Sagittarius season. Get ready to burn your bridges & drop the word freedom in every conversation.