Alistair Sym

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@abielphinstone 8 year old son very inspired by his school visit from you today.....he has come home and started to write his own story:)

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@skytv why can't I downgrade on my sky rather than having to wait 30 mins plus on the phone. Its a disgrace #shambles.

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@EastRenCouncil might be helpful to put a tweet out advising the small pool at eastwood closed. A lot of disappointed families turned away this morning.

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@MacdonaldHotels santa weekend booked for 3 Dec and no communication from the hotel despite my attempts to call to settle the balance and book dinner times etc..the lines been ringing out since Friday!

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@ChargePlaceScot Hi, will I still be able to use my charge place Scotland card from tomorrow or do I need to register to anything else?

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@EastRenCouncil Myself (35) and my wife (38) still not had a letter but an 18 year old can book a vaccine but we can't? Shambles!

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@scotrugbystore @Scotlandteam Stuart Hogg

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@Duffcakes87 @Westbeer @gordon10101

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@JKHendry We are getting old John!

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@ChargePlaceScot broom shops charger in Newton Mearns saying it doesnt recognise my card. Works everywhere else, ta.

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@goustocooking not great when delivery was booked for today, would prefer a full refund asap tbh and the experience has put me off ordering again. Very disappointing 👎

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@goustocooking delivery due today but not arrived! Just received text from carrier saying at depot and will arrive tomorrow. Surely food will not be in safe condition if at depot overnight?!

[gabyhinsliff @gabyhinsliff]

me on the underrated joys of doing stuff you're rubbish at (there's an obvious joke here which I fully expect everyone to make) https://t.co/mPObu5pHDl

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@Duffcakes87 @james__avfc @imamberzoe @gordon10101 Quality!

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Do people honestly think I'm going to let myself be injected with some mysterious genetically-engineered concoction designed in secret by Bill Gates and other Illuminati?

Fuck yeah. *unrolls sleeve*.

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[Ronaldinho @10Ronaldinho]

Rest in peace, Sir Sean Connery 🙏🏾
#SeanConnery

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Our deepest condolences on the passing of Sean Connery, who visited us at Camp Nou in 2005. Rest in peace.

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@ChargePlaceScot Thanks

[Alistair Sym @allybumaye]

@ChargePlaceScot can you tell me how to use Kilmarnock road charger in shawlands. Never works when I plug in and scan my card.