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schemin as always

[ally @AllyCameron2]

Oh did you text me? I’ll respond in 2 days minimum maybe

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

new year new me and this time im way worse

[anj 🌞 @Anjeweeel]

Virginia is for lovers = you need 2 incomes to survive

[Obi..💤 @_JimmyNuetron]

Date idea: Fight another couple.

[𝒆𝒎 @emmixxrose]

nice argument. unfortunately, yo mama

[· @_maecol]

Y’all keep trynna become rappers when we need more optometrists I can’t see shit

[· @_maecol]

Every morning I wake up n I’m like bro what the fuck

[sol @intothesoll]

if qtips r so bad for ur ears then why i'm moaning rn????

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[D. King, MD @doctorORbust]

Them: we have to wear masks again 😔

Me: we stopped wearing masks? 🤔

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

I turned 24 and started drinking ginger ale and going on walks. no more Twitter it’s time for Jazz

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I don’t care I’m not going nowhere with out drinking my coffee first.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: https://t.co/Mung64czZs