Ally M

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When an autistic person feels comfortable around you, they turn into a cat. I will not be elaborating

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Elon vowed to cure world hunger if the World Food Program could outline a plan to do so for 6 billion. They did, and Elon did absolutely nothing, and has become the world's first trillionaire.

This man also systematically dismantled the US' foreign aid programs after this time. So not only did he not fulfil his promise, he actually deprived millions more of food, emergency healthcare and other life saving supports.

With less than .5% of his net worth he could save 10s of millions, real human lives.
He spends his days shitposting on Twitter and he was even stupid enough to tank his companies in valuation by literal 100s of billions just to call some guy a pedo, and people applaud him.
We shouldn't live in a world where millions die of hunger while others have more money than most countries. Humans have their priorities screwed up.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

This fandom is so unserious 😭

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Me: asleep in bed “sightly adjusts leg”

My cat: the energy became incredibly hostile here. I’m just going to go…. Would rather sleep on the couch than deal with your disrespect.

[here2flail @here2flail]

lmaoooo

[Ally M @allycat719]

@loveislandusa I already registered days ago and it won’t let me vote, keeps having me register my number again and gives me a network failure 😭😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Johanna @johahnuh]

Hearing Trump get booed at the Knicks game is the most patriotic I've felt all year.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

When somebody who has committed especially heinous crimes is in the building

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[Leddy @LeddyLLC]

High cortisol is aging you faster than drinking and partying

It also kills memory, makes you snap at people you love, and shrinks your hippocampus.

Here are 7 ways to reduce high cortisol:

1. Sunlight on skin in the first 30 minutes.

[Kevin Jordan @kevin_jordan__]

I wish I didn't have ADHD.

I'm tired of ghosting friends I love.

I'm tired of starting projects I'll never finish.

I'm tired of apologising for things I can't control.

Anyone calling this a superpower has never had to live inside it.

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Telling my cat where I’m going and when I’ll be back so she doesn’t worry

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

A Pride flag on the streets or a rainbow crosswalks is not indoctrination, nor is it ideology.
It is a visible reminder to young people that they are welcome, respected, valued, and not alone.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.

Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

[kelly @kellytheboss7]

Dating someone with ADHD means learning that “I forgot” doesn’t mean “I don’t care.”

[emmy award winner @emxlymargaret]

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT