Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID
Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document
my boyfriend has finally stopped asking me to go out with him and his friends and has started ordering me snacks and leaving me alone with a book, netflix and candles lit. this is my love language.
i love saying non-abrasive words in an abrasive tone. like puffing your chest, lowering your voice and barking “FLUFF” is just really liberating y’know
i’ve spent the last 4 days tracking my ipad from toronto to indy to detroit and I can tell it’s in one of my roadcases but can’t find which one? like i lost it but didn’t? maybe tomorrows the day i finally unearth it from my stuff, maybe it’s not