Alison Luk

Stupid lame jokes; awkwardly adorable moments || UConn '18 🌙☀️🌎 || she/her

[Alison Luk @allycattt28]

When you don't know what to do with your hand so it ends up looking like a swollen, stubby foot without a big toe

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Maryland has been declared a trans sanctuary state.

Gov. Wes Moore signed an order protecting trans people and providers from extradition, investigation, and aiding refugees.

Maryland is now one of the safest states.

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[Satan @s8n]

Diablo marketing team doing the most

[Alison Luk @allycattt28]

Work BeReals are so fun as a former geoscience major bc half my friends take pics of a keyboard and the other half take pics of a bulldozer next to a pile of dirt

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

every woman is bi. it's your job to find out if it's sexual, polar, or onicle

[Barstool UConn @BarstoolStorrs]

Sgt.Peps is closing.

It’s been real. Nothing hit like a Peps slice after too much money spent at the bars.

Forever a UConn Icon. Thank you for everything. 💙🍕

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

girls groupchat vs boys groupchat

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

the very first semester i taught i had a russian student with a thick accent who was prone to saying outlandish things that would make the other students laugh. i thought he enjoyed this but one day under his breath he said “everyone always laughing at ivan”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

yes I am familiar with the concept of jail

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

man who has never had an abortion: yeah it's just like uhhh climbing a building idk

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean i'm scared of hanging out with my friends

[big-iron.bsky.social @AlgorithmDaddy]

@gldivittorio What's the point of even being an adult if I can't tuck my homies in to bed

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My mom’s 60-something friend was set up with a 67-year-old guy who is “not looking for anything serious” in case you think that ever ends

[adam warcock @hairytaints]

this is hilarious they said just smile and werk boys

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

just saw a kid in petsmart with his hands and face pressed against an adoptable cat's glass cage telling the cat they need to "form a plan" because his mom said no and whispering his full home address to the cat. i think the kids will be alright

[7-ELEVEn @7eleven]

live laugh leave me alone

[Felix | Chai 🐳 🐋🐟 @syrens_cadaver]

@hennywig Ppl when mental illness has debilitating consequences irl and isn’t just feeling sad