I knew all the words to Gretchen Wilsonโs โRedneck Womanโ before I recite my street address as a kid and thatโs probably why people donโt mess with me
For a minute I thought about how fun itโs gonna be to have a husband and kids to celebrate Fatherโs Day but then I thought about how Iโm sitting alone in my pool drinking nattyโs and it went away