ally 🔪

don’t you know that only fools are satisfied (she/her)

[ally 🔪 @allyd682]

my brother literally SHAVED OFF his widows peak because he didn't like it i'm still laughing

[George @gpdr0meter]

Let’s H-🥥-🌴-🌴-🥥-G-🥥 to the polls

[ally 🔪 @allyd682]

@ConcernedApe do you know how to fix the permanent “hard mode” bug on switch multiplayer after doing the Qi skull cavern task? tried re-accepting/completing it several times, + other forum recs to no avail. and now it seems stacked to be 2x as hard from both taking the task🥲

[mariaa @notmariaaa_xz]

doing this with a bacon egg and cheese in the hudson river

[n🌼💛💛 sipped away like a bottle of wine @deepbluebut]

a tattooed golder retriever who talks to lucy dacus about killing themselves…….i would like to start a rumour………

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

it’s so cool that the internet is just this now

[ally 🔪 @allyd682]

@MichaelaOkla i thought alaska was an island until age 20

[ally 🔪 @allyd682]

@jmilla13 imagine prince sidon hittin us with “who do you FINK gave you da teef”

[ally 🔪 @allyd682]

@YnotLIME 100% it was no one

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Eagerly awaiting the free speech brigade's denunciation of this Florida bill that makes it illegal to use a trans person's pronouns

[AHHH @YnotLIME]

Release the 2023 drafts

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

wanna know something crazy to prevent this? not exploring a cave

[liv ⸆⸉ @bigredutation]

Spotify wrapped was more fun before people started streaming 24/7 while sleeping just for more streams and minutes

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

everyone getting sent to burlington and making lil internet jokes and meanwhile you were sent to the location of BYU

[⚠︎ @101stgec]

Spotify wants to round up all the people their armchair psychiatrist AI diagnosed as depressed and ship them to Burlington Vermont to do what exactly

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Terrified to visit my girlfriend’s small town for the holidays because I’m a workaholic from a big city and everyone keeps trying to teach me the true meaning of Christmas.

[Brian Goldstone @brian_goldstone]

A thread about our depraved healthcare system, and a plea.

In 2021, my friend Carole was diagnosed with terminal stage four cancer. A single parent with two kids, she had just turned 43. In 2017, she had watched her brother Chris die of the same cancer. He too was in his 40s.

[Mr.Sister @Yaepimpin]

Everynight around 10:30pm, I realize that its only 6:00pm

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

how is robert pattinson going to film the batman 2 while he’s pregnant :(

[ally 🔪 @allyd682]

@jmilla13 @YnotLIME i can also attest i somehow flew several flights over 2-3 years in college with my old backpack (carry on) before finding a pocket knife that had been in there since HS