Ally DeVore

Probably posting too much about my life somewhere

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

Do you ever just want to change your career out of spite

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

For context, they’re just not answering my random FaceTimes

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

Why do all my friends hate me this week

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

Being in your luteal phase while on vacation should be a hate crime

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

“You look happier”
Thanks, I broke no contact with my favorite ex

[Kaya @kyylien]

Dating in 2025

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

I’m too kind and sweet and happy and pretty to be upset over a mediocre man who is lowkey boring

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

I just saw a dog that look like Will Ferrell idk I can’t explain it

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

Lowkey I miss club penguin sometimes

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

Life is much more worth living when you have a delusional crush on someone

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

Emotional immaturity is not hot

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

Sometimes I get jealous when my celebrity crush posts with other girls

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

(Or the fact that idk how to makeup)

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

I have been using the same brand of foundation since high school if that tells you anything about my loyalty

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

I want a boyfriend simply so I can have my own little Ken to dress up

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

Wtf has corporate America done to me? I just downloaded the Starbucks app

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

I got left on delivered for 17 hours after telling a man yes to a 3rd date live laugh love!

[Ally DeVore @allydevore_]

Guys I’m tired of keeping my thoughts in my head. I’m too funny to keep it all in