Alastair Fernandes

Master Procrastinator 🤓

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

@RockstarSupport connected my Social club to My Twitch Prime account, got my $1 million but paid full price for Maze Bank West? Do I need to purchase Pixel Pete Arcade to get the rebate ?

[shenellelobo @shenellelobo]

Travel to a new country just to take over gyms @PokemonGoApp. Yesterday we found out that the local restauranteur has two accounts and keeps fighting back! #teammystic #itsonnow

[shenellelobo @shenellelobo]

Dear parents, please control your children in public spaces. Sincerely all the people that don’t have children yet and therefore don’t understand. #nonparenthood

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

How come we now have a section in the closest under the title “our clothes”?

[shenellelobo @shenellelobo]

Buying matching pjs with your boyfriend is the quickest way to get an extra pair of pants, just in case something happens to yours. @allyefff #reasonstohaveaboyfriend

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

Welcome to the party 🥳 better later than never #aboutlastnight

[shenellelobo @shenellelobo]

Joined Twitter, just to see what all the fuss is about.

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

Dal is dal not a curry !!!#dalisnotacurry

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

List of TV shows I haven't watched yet but are supposedly really good ! ✚ https://t.co/aTuRfBIHiu

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

5 Surprising Things About Auckland https://t.co/zTsPrcOK4r

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

Words I don't like the sound off https://t.co/0Kcg0huynR

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

ALLOW ME TO LISTRODUCE™ MYSELF https://t.co/Lmw4msbWig

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

London in 5 pictures https://t.co/3wux5nGoR6

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

How to Reconnect with Old Friends ✚ https://t.co/oasZ5SWOhK

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

@timmeh_says just got home and went straight to work might buy this weekend lol

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

@timmeh_says nah missed the Leicester city game watched athletico beat Bayern,
tonight it's #losblancos turn ! #HalaMadrid

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

@timmeh_says got me a pair of black NMD's haha

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

@timmeh_says ain't no place beers been that cheap lol hang in there homie I'll be back soon ! 🤓😎#worldtraveler

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

We defs need to tour Europe Bourdain style @ryanpdp @timmeh_says

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Kindness is happiness. Today and every day, spread love and joy to all. #TeachKindness #InternationalDayOfHappiness

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

Coreano’s signature kimchi fries – french fries topped with grilled kimchi, pork carnitas,… https://t.co/6IgvDJPoPO

[Alastair Fernandes @allyefff]

It's a jungle out there #jungle #bush #nature #suburbs #tree #trees #treehouse #treehugger… https://t.co/uvMfiSqWN9