Allison Esther

My life is a Steinbeck novel and the Munroe family just moved into town.

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

There should be a super dramatic competitive reality show about people who plant.

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

Politics is like the worst game of red rover ever.

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

@ecstaticb00m What song is in the background?

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

https://t.co/uXlkZiQshO

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

From my garden 💐 #gardenbouquet #flowers https://t.co/6Qae6it90F

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

Made with a cardboard box, scrapbook paper, and thrift store toys https://t.co/tfJbnHQOoR

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

Remember when teachers were like "don't cite Wikipedia as a source" but now......

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Jesus, there is nothing on this earth we need more than a fresh torrential downpour of Your Spirit. We are a people who do not speak one another’s languages. A people who do not like one another’s ways. There is but One who makes us one. Come Holy Fire. Roar in like mighty wind.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Can you name all 59 women who came forward against Cosby? Can you name half of them? Can you name 5? Would you recognize them out of context? Do you want an autograph?

Cool so we agree that women don’t make rape accusations to become famous.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I’m pro marriage. Nearly 40 years of ups and downs to back that up. But when we as a church culture demonize divorce as the worst possible outcome - the sin of all sins - we truly have no clue on this ever loving earth what some people are enduring. We do not submit to abuse. NO.

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

Thanks for the idea @LEGO_Group! Makes for an awesome board game 😊

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

Hearing Hillsong on Jersey Shore is... interesting https://t.co/r70ZTDXzQU

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

Jam of the week: @dantdm's outro song https://t.co/sFOrC1jmOV 😆

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

This game is mocking Trump and I love it #legomarvelsuperheroes2 #lego #marvel

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

#IceAge and #FindingNemo have like the same plot... mother dies, baby has to be returned to his father by a ragtag group of misfits...

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

Me (opening a window): some fresh air will be nice
Neighbors (smoking on their porch): yeah you thought
#EVERYDAY

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

@BWheelerglobe Maybe they'll finally kill her character like they should have 😂😂 #deadwood

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

@mofokevin @TheMollyParker Absolutely agree! She was terrible on #deadwood. I was waiting for her character to die too. 😂
What a bummer she's in #LostInSpace, I was about to give that a go.... #maybenot

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

Most boring monologues ever. Right there in the title, too. #deadwood 😂

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

So is @FearTWD supposed to be a #deadwood sequel or something? @KimDickens #daytoncallie @garretdillahunt

[Allison Esther @allyesther]

Also why were viewers so dumb they didn't realize that @garretdillahunt was cast twice? It was super obvious.