Allyson Fairly

Loving life with @calebfairly and our little Gideon.

[Allyson Fairly @allyfairly]

Watching the new Star Wars with @calebfairly
..."why do they keep saying he's a 'Vay-dar'? What's a 'Vay-dar'?" ..."Who's this little green guy supposed to be?"

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@chelsiecradd0ck I need you to become a producer

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When people who are a little nuts in real life constantly give advice on happiness and fulfillment online 🤦🙄

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my babyless coffee shop experience is being ruined right now having to listen to the couple next to me having an affair...😒#thatsnice

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Handyman walks into my house: "oh wow, so you guys are just moving in!" Uh, nope, just doing like 5 projects 😂🤦 #totalchaos #ababyliveshere

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

Spanish National Police strike with batons Catalonian fire fighters trying to protect voters in today's referendum. #referendumCAT #o1

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I'm gaining a new respect for my mom and her chill factor when we played w/snakes, toads, insects...I can hardly let my baby pet a rabbit

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@lawsoncraddock @txbikeracing It's like being in the outback or something 😳

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"Wait, did he die? Is that guy dead?? Yeah, he looks dead. Wait, did he really die?" @calebfairly watching Downton Abbey the 1st time 😂😭😭

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@catherinetrumbo North and South Texas 😂

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@chelsiecradd0ck Ohhh so it's not totally mainstream?? Or at least not big ones? I don't know mum etiquette...

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@chelsiecradd0ck Oh my gosh lol! I mean, own it right?? 😁

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Mums. #weird

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Ok, it was still cool. I calmed down. 😂

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Not only am I not in the path of the full eclipse right now, but it's also CLOUDY #mydisappointmentiscomplete 😭😭😂

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...k but that scorpion was a joke that isn't happening and if it ever does I will die.

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Experiencing our first pest problem since moving to Texas...it really doesn't matter where we live, they will ALL find me 🕷️🐞🐝🐛🐜🦂

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EVERY DAY I see at least one person use lose and loose incorrectly. It's wearing me out.

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Airport says it's airline's decision not to deplane, Air Transat says it's "out of their control" aka they didn't want to pay for hotels 🙄 https://t.co/AyC1CuDTfh

[Ottawa Citizen @OttawaCitizen]

Montreal-bound Air Transat passengers stranded on Ottawa tarmac call 911 https://t.co/mqX1L2aAo0