Ally Freedman

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[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

Cancer surgeon here. People like to point out that childfree women have a slightly increased risk for breast cancer without mentioning they have ZERO risk for:

- Perineal tears + fecal incontinence
- Preeclampsia
- Amniotic fluid embolism 
- Bladder, uterine, or rectal prolapse
- Diastasis recti
- Peripartum cardiomyopathy
- Postpartum depression
- Chronic pain from pelvic nerve damage

Stop shaming childfree women and start appreciating that families come in many flavors.

[.tønya ⊬ 🇺🇦🪩 @raystleen]

european heatwave this, european heatwave that

bitch it’s 38° outside because you can’t stop using fucking chatgpt every five minutes

[r @6ffside]

they really stood ten toes down for their rapist goalie only for him to make history with the worst goaltending performance the stanley cup finals have ever seen

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[eda ★ @edascofield]

girlhood

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long

[Diana Chan McNally @DianaCMcNally]

Your job is not foreign policy, nor do Ontarians give a rat's ass about your bizarre obsession with alcohol. They want to know what's on your cell phone. They want to know why you're ruining public education and healthcare. They want their groceries and rent to be affordable.

[Class War Cody @DilulloCody]

That one guy at NDP events:

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

mentally i’m here

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

A lot of girls learned early that the more feminine you are, the less you’re respected. It was never about pink. It was about the fear that being feminine meant being taken less seriously.

Healing is realizing you can be feminine and still be untouchable. The day you realize that, you stop running from the girly things you denied yourself and start enjoying them like they were always yours.

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

yall know i’m canada down

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

why do so many of you seem to yearn to live inside a dental clinic?

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Zohran Mamdani elected and Dick Cheney dead on the same day. What a time to be alive.

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Yep that’s them alright

[🦊glow jupi🐯 @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Today, Canada recognises the State of Palestine.