Ally

I love dogs

[Ally @allygeorge133]

be so fucking for real. I just pulled a LEACH off my BUTT CHEEK.

[Hannah @hancatherine09]

My good pal Al and I got caught running full speed down the hotel hallway and all i could say was, “Sorry, we are grown-ups.”

[Ally @allygeorge133]

I asked Rob what he would do if he got bit by a tick and got the red meat allergy and he said “suicide. Immediately…. Wait no. I’d wait for GTA6, Play the fuck out of it THEN off myself”

I think it’s time to talk about priorities.

[Ally @allygeorge133]

I’ve been calling my neighbor “Todd” for 5 years now. Today I learned that his name is Dan.

[Ally @allygeorge133]

Ya know what I mean????

[Ally @allygeorge133]

TIRE MARKS
TIRE MARKS

[kemi @kemimarie]

cheaters will tell you they love you and then their actions tell you to look between h and l on your keyboard.

[Ally @allygeorge133]

You worked so hard for this 🥲 I’m so proud of you handsome!❤️

[🐀 @Robizzdoe]

I’m not one to flex on here, but today I was elected into my union’s executive committee. This means I’m finally going to day shift and I’ll be at the negotiating table for our next contract. I’m proud of myself. ✊🏼🤝🏼

[🐀 @Robizzdoe]

I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin.

[Ally @allygeorge133]

*at home slice*

[Ally @allygeorge133]

I know the seasons are opposite for the other side of the globe but I struggle to comprehend that Christmas is in the middle of summer for places like Australia??? it just doesn’t seem right.

[Ally @allygeorge133]

@hancatherine09 I’ve had TWO cars drive themselves into my garage door (and it was $1500 for a insulated single car garage door 😅

[Ally @allygeorge133]

Robs phone charging port has been broken for YEARS and this man will not get it fixed & rarely gets a new phone, I love this because my phone charger is NEVER missing, AND I have all his old ones. Phone chargers in every room in all my favorite spots to sit, it’s a dream.

[Ally @allygeorge133]

I am 25 years old and never have I ever heard about CHEESE CAVES in Missouri, APPARENTLY THE GOV HAS 1.4 BILLION POUNDS OF CHEESE STORED IN LIMESTONE CAVES?????

[Ally @allygeorge133]

@Robizzdoe ❤️❤️❤️

[Ally @allygeorge133]

@Robizzdoe Didn’t you go out in slippers too? 😂 that drift caught me on my way out also and my tiny work shoes did NOT protect my ankles 😢

[Ally @allygeorge133]

The tragic love story of a grey couch girl falling in love with a tan couch guy. 😭

[Ally @allygeorge133]

@Robizzdoe DINKWAD household babbbbbyyyyyy