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eat hot chip & lie

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

BREAKING: An anti-abortion anonymous tipline in Texas is being spammed by TikTokers sending Shrek memes.

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

This is fascinating.

I can't imagine how infuriating it must be to be a doctor/healthcare worker in a society where people don't trust you enough to listen to you but trust you enough to feel entitled to your care when their poor choices inevitably land them to the ICU.

[ally g @allygreg_]

@kellbellgreg colourpop clear lipgloss roller thank me l8r

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

a little bit hungover and putting all my faith into a bagel sandwich

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Cat problem > rat problem

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

If you ain’t holding my plants like this for me ion want it 😂🔥😩

[ally g @allygreg_]

here’s my cats enjoying their sunday

[ally g @allygreg_]

my mom just called covid “suburban pandemic jail” goodbye

[ally g @allygreg_]

@kellbellgreg LMFAO

[ally g @allygreg_]

@kellbellgreg Obsessed with the squid still

[ally g @allygreg_]

don’t worry the place that said OIL CHANGE was where I was supposed to go for SERVICE

[ally g @allygreg_]

not me taking my jeep to a lexus dealership for a recall

[ally g @allygreg_]

nope just went to toyota that’s not right either

[ally g @allygreg_]

@brtw2 @bipbopbap Oh my god stop 🥺

[ally g @allygreg_]

I threw up and slept on the bathroom floor last night and my CAT STAYED NEXT TO ME THE WHOLE TIME I- 🥺

[ally g @allygreg_]

Alright who gets paid to make literal Microsoft word smart art for the side of police cars

[ally g @allygreg_]

@kellbellgreg um can you text me

[ally g @allygreg_]

@kellbellgreg Quit 1 upping me