Alex.

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Take me back to the night we met

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First, why is a gallon of paint $50? Second, I spent that $50 on the color I thought fit the idea 💡 in my mind and now I'm 2nd guessing as I'm painting and pissed $50 in paint is going to go on the walls and probably get fucking covered up bc I don't love it.😒

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A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets.

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"Why is it always a knife fight whenever you open your mouth?"
-suicide squad movie

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Can't help but feel irritated that even with a written and signed contract, a leasee takes it upon herself to ride my pony in a show without permission, and he is very clearly not an adults pony. He looks miserable in the photos.

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Chivalry is dead 😔

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Not me dissociating at the gym by taking my glasses off so I cant see anyone 👀🤷🏼‍♀️

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I miss horse showing 😖

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Not me having a can of chili with cheese and chips then later feeling like a BLIMP. Nah..not me

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Twitter logged me out of my account & I cannot view any tweets I've made... interesting

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Why must horses be so fragile😵
#IHaveGreyHairImSureOfIt

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Two very kind souls left us today. Things will never be the same without them. 💔

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@TiaBritton23 Right there with ya lol

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When your man stops to get you champagne on his way home from work💜🍾🥂

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This week of snarkiness is brought to you in part by mother nature.

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365 days is .....

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@ThePolishedEqu "Your perched like a chicken in heat!"
"Sit like you would on your boyfriend's face"-told this at age 10 😂
"Close your elbows or you'll fly off on your own" - to my own student lol

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Anyone have any tips on how to make it stop hurting?

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Adding to my 7 horses resumés...broke to random dynamite explosions. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Lol perks(?) to living in rural NY

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@GucciShowJumper Lol I havent figured out a name for him yet but Lucifer is looking to be fitting🤣🤣

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Getting real TIRED of being woken up at 4 or 5am by this lol GREMLIN