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[chib @chibleee]

me on valentines day

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i...

[midge @roersdoeuvres]

#NewProfilePic

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me leaving Applebee’s drunk after enjoying several $1 cocktails on empty tummy

[Minnesotans for Delaney @MNforDelaney]

This is the worst day of my entire fucking life

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megan larranaga is my life partner for all y’all asking

[tian @__CHRIST__]

dogs when you sit down to eat:

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kill v. maim by grimes ..... and that’s the tweet.

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kissing is sex

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i can’t believe my house party is over i literally want to cry. i bought target hand towels for it

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freeloader Layla (has made zero efforts to pay rent) has decided to contribute to tonights house party

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clairo playing at target. walking out the store with my bags 😔

[tian @__CHRIST__]

@allyhans bae: come over

me: can’t tonight

bae: 99 cent sloppy joe slider

me:

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me:
my fitness pal: good morning you fat little pig 🥰 time to step on the scale! 💕

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the things i would text him off corn dog nibblers...

[lisa @Alythuh]

Got out of a 5 year relationship and decided to transform the room I shared with my ex. 🕊

Before and after.

[little king trashmouth @farhofarho]

high school seniors writing their admissions essay to get into St. Thomas:

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@meganlarranaga just a spoon of peanut butter, it can be so personal

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me trying not to online shop