yr gramps 🌹

the cat's pajamas

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

Everywhere I've applied has decline to employ me. I AM COOL AND FUNNY HIRE ME

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

The capitalist owner class laments the low birth rate because they need more underpaid laborers & overtaxed consumers but they don’t want to make investments in the care of these children. They want the current laborers to handle all the work & expense of creating future laborers

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

I’m so down to be the friend with the cottage in the woods. Everyone needs an escape from the city every now and again. Come on over. We’ll drink tea + forage + lounge in the field

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

@laura_kristine_ Literally me in college dude. You saw me with my pasta and raw spinach like wat

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

I’ve been noticing that no one ever brings up virgos in their “there’s are the astrology signs to look out for, date, etc.”. Is that because virgos don’t start shit or because we’re the ones making the videos?

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

A med school prof said to us on week 1, “You’ll never really know what your patients are going through, because almost none of you have ever had a serious illness by the very nature that you got into med school and didn’t have illness weighing you down.” Think about that a lot.

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

Considering making my Twitter into a TESOL/composition nerd rant space.

[Arielle Zionts @Ajzionts]

One snow leopard is dead after experiencing COVID-19 symptoms at the Sioux Falls zoo. Five other big cats have COVID-19 symptoms: Three Amur tigers, one snow leopard, and one African leopard.

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

@roodzoo9a Yo! Are you watching a different spoopy movie every night until Halloween?

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

Labor-based grading. That’s all.

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

When I say “I’m doing homework”, this is what I mean.

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

hopping onto a zoom call with the AG in athletic shorts. guess it’s Wednesday.

[mtp @tsengputterman]

The U.S. does not welcome refugees, it creates them. There's a difference.

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

I just learned that if the price of houses had risen at the same rate as median income in this country then a house in 2021 would cost an average of 61,000

And now I’m dead

[Jeff Stein @jstein_sun]

Less than 7% of emergency rental aid approved by Congress has been disbursed. Eviction moratorium expires in less than 2 weeks.
https://t.co/zteo1RGZZ2

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

@laura_kristine_ BRING HIM TO ST PETER

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

@shamanicky @tiiiiiiaaaaaa *Black Hills has entered the chat*

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

@laura_kristine_ I’m in my fullest form in the fall and I cannot wait to not melt all the time outside.

[yr gramps 🌹 @allyhoz]

@sophiepanetti Lol me