Ally✨

I’ve got deviants to see and a novel to finish.

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

@LiamMagan 💕 is your number the same?

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

That kick 🤣

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

One of my students asked me to come to a middle school event tonight and didn’t show up. Y’all, I got stood up by an 8th grader…

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

@za9ula Bummer! Good deals are da bomb

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

@za9ula Update on your Apple Watch? I’m invested in this happening for you. 🤣😘

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

Saw a rainbow on my drive to work this morning. It’s going to be a good day. ☺️

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

Living for these Oscar tweets. Why pay for cable when the internet does a better job? 🤩

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

I can’t be the only one that walks around like this when stressed:

[Betty Bloodletter @BBloodletter]

………….

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

Lol lmk, y’all.

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

It’s Dr Seuss’s birthday today, and I’m pretty sure we’re his favorite bitches.

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

Like, the weather is more indecisive than I am.

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

Typical New England winter giving us random gorgeous days in the 60s (like today) while a snow storm is supposed to hit us in two days.

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

@Critical_Chit @RyanBlair5 It’s not going anywhere!

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

@Critical_Chit please know that I STILL have this meme in my camera roll from 2013 and it’s never getting deleted. This is *chef’s kiss* and Ryan is a champ.

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

@RyanBlair5 @PokeMarsh @Critical_Chit You rock, Ryan! Gotta love a group effort, am I right? I fully support your revenge and I’ll help you if needed. 😝

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

Can’t tell if always being tired and wanting to go to sleep is just a part of personality or depression. 😅

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

Damn, people drive like shit. I always knew that, but they’re really outdoing themselves this winter. 🙄

[Ally✨ @allyincmajor]

Pretty embarrassed how winded I got while shoveling 😮‍💨