ally

nut

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If you’re 28 years old go fuck yourself

[ally @allyjleee]

@FortunateFolk

[ravn @mfnravn]

what if i donate my body to science and they go like "wow, we can’t use this"

[stephanie @Stephabues]

if u are a white person who said u r in a very chinese time of ur life, pay up. give ur fellow asians red packets. come on now. put the money where ur mouth is

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

This is all about them 💜🖤

[HYPLAND @hypland]

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WINNERS ANNOUNCED ON SUNDAY AM
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[ali @ibuprofenbarbii]

me when i mess up: u stupid bitch u just ruined ur entire life everyone hates u u can't do anything right ever

me when i succeed: okay

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

I didn't pay $50 for the item. I paid $50 for the 5 days of serotonin I got from refreshing the tracking number.

The product itself is just the receipt for that experience.

That is why I will open the box, say "cool," and immediately place it on a shelf to gather dust for the next 3 years. The transaction is complete

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday :

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Good morning or as the Chinese say “good morning.” But in their own language

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife. Happy new year everyone.

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Maira @maira4yo]

"my boyfriend doesn't let me"

[♰ @reeceollld]

sometimes you just gotta say “im gonna kill myself” then keep it moving

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

“I have a boyfriend” doesn’t stop them, “I’m married” doesn’t stop them. But “I love money and expensive gifts” that one always works

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

I have no problem fucking off actually one of my greatest talents

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

three wise men? I highly doubt that

[jynx @jynxbby]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do