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honk shoo mimimi

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@yenifersblohsh What are the odds you would want a day 2 pass for today? I’m selling bc my guest had a family emergency!

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I can’t believe they put the Super Bowl on Galentine’s Day. An attack on women

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@molliesucks Imagine how my apartment feels

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The cdc recommends if you wish to have the curse reversed you’ll need a certain potion first

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The feminine urge to buy hair cutting shears just in case

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Spotify has lyrics now, it’s game over for Apple Music defenders

[ana @shivlestat]

dylan o’brien the man that you are

[MSU @michiganstateu]

Green was the color of the grass where I used to read at Beaumont Tower. #RedTaylorsVersion

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Just quit my job.

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@molliesucks @allierhen I love this anecdote On my way! To legally change my last name

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@molliesucks @allierhen We missed you dearly also my last name is singular but honestly that makes this whole thing even better

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@molliesucks Being informed pop culturally really sucks sometimes

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If COVID can’t end cover letters as a concept then absolutely nothing can

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Thinking about how if we just did one strict 14 day lockdown, we would essentially be back to normal. Instead we’ve pushed half-assing this over a year.

Unrelated but New Zealand can I buy you a drink?

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I’ll take my check now @MarvelStudios

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Did I— manifest this?

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A concept: Evan peters' quicksilver appearing in Avengers 4 and confusing the heck out of everyone.

Thought we lost you in Sokovia? You don't even look the same boyy

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

the horse has now officially left the hospital

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How it started... how it’s going