ally murphy

she/her ♐️

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

i hope everyone i hate sees me driving and looking cool in my topless yellow jeep and they’re jealous of me

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

@Spotify why haven’t you made a Cosmic Playlist for sagittarius its been years.

[beer.sponge @scrotus_minimus]

I only eat pussy with a tajin rim

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

smoking before drinking so you can satiate the dry mouth with alcohol #thinkaboutitpeople

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

off my meds watch out

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

manifesting a mama mia summer greek fling🙌🙌🙌

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

why would you cater chipotle and not get sour cream

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

recently found out my dad is a matcha guy on the dl…

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

when im mad at my parents so the only thing i can do is manipulate them

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

would u rather be enlisted in an ongoing war or have a cup of coffee #mormondilemma

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

locking in rn so that i can be plastered this weekend #stpattysday ☘️

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

im actually so pissed wicked got snubbed of so many oscars.

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

@httpmaakk @jimothy1989 yea ANDD?????

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

@jimothy1989 @httpmaakk LMAOOOOOOOOOlowkey

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

@VUVULUVU @httpmaakk sorry not sorry mak this reply was better than the og tweet‼️

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

@jimothy1989 @httpmaakk omg hey guys 😅😅😅

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

@httpmaakk REAL

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

I LOVE CHATGPT!!!

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

ok fine ill donate my body to science

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

@VUVULUVU me every minute of every day

[ally murphy @allyjust4u]

if someone invites me to smoke i HAVE to say yes i cannot control it