Ally Karnell

I have tons of opinions on incredibly niche things that only I find funny, but feel the need to say anyway, so here we are

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

Petition for a dog show where the only judge is @dog_rates #Idwatchit

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

@ErasTourResell @SarahSmithRep @SarahSmithRep Please pick me so I can my baby sister for her 22nd birthday! 🥺

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

@ErasTourResell Hi! I’d love to buy these tickets for my baby sister & I. She hasn’t seen TS live yet & we LOVE to sing her music in the car together. All I want is to spoil my baby sis for her birthday in June by taking her to her first Taylor Swift concert. I appreciate you considering me!💕

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a FLOOR ticket to The Eras Tour at Gillette Stadium on 5/19. Reply to this tweet with your favorite Taylor era! THE GIVEAWAY ENDS TODAY AT 8 PM EST. #TSTheErasTour

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

@ErasTourResell I’m a sucker for reputation girl boss vibes 🐍💁🏼‍♀️

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

@ErasTourResell @cerin_katana @cerin_katana Hi there! I’m very interested in buying your Taylor Swift tickets. Have an amazing day!

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

@SomeD1ckH3adGuy @cerin_katana Hi there! I’m very interested in buying your Taylor Swift tickets. Have an amazing day!

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

Alright @Ticketmaster you want to rectify this situation? Buy back the tickets from scalpers/resales with outrageous offers. Then redistribute/resell to fans who couldn’t get tickets when you fix ya stupid servers. Get the swifties off ya butt or you’ll never know peace 😂

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@iamwandasykes's solution to the Ticketmaster problem? Make people wait in line for tickets. Earn that s**t!

[em²⁸ @estqxlla]

becky i love you so much for this you do not understand #tryguys @becksmecks

[mourning angeleah 💔 @taylorbigbro]

hate how they cared enough to find and purchase zach's exact shirt but not enough to do basic fucking research on why ned should be the butt of their joke, not the other guys #tryguys #snl

[Alison @Alisonvirginia]

Shout out to SNL, for having the only wrong take on Ned Fulmer's sexual misconduct that you could have. You guys got some real ace writers, did any of them go to Yale,by chance? #tryguys

[the wizard @voidmagician_]

try guys do not fumble this bag. get becky habersberger and eugene lee yang in a closed room with a couple boxes of wine and a microphone and release the whole tape uncut. you will score a bag the likes of which has never been seen before.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.

[Rabbi Daniel Bogard @RavBogard]

For Jews who can become pregnant, access to abortion services is a religious *requirement*, and has been for thousands of years. Surprised? Let's dig into some of the texts 🧵 1/

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

@WhismanSucks My mother would even if there were tests. I can’t explain how empowering it was to be able to take a “me” day whenever I needed it, no questions asked. Highly recommend!!

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

@GillianWithaG The event yesterday was everything you would have wanted and more. I pet, rubbed bellies, and helped provide medical care to cadaver, search & rescue, and police K9’s 😍🥰🐶

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

As a @TrueCrimeObsess fan I feel obligated to let @GillianWithaG know that I’m volunteering at an event in Dec for working dogs (police, search & rescue, drug, etc) where we provide medical care for them as a part of my vet tech program 😍 @patrickhinds

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

When a girl just posts professional pictures of herself saying “lots to be thankful for” on thanksgiving 😂

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

Oh I’m sorry you thought the guy who plays football for a living believes in science?? The man who has had 8 concussions in 5 years? If he believed in science he wouldn’t be turning his brain to mashed potatoes for our entertainment 😂

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

Not surprised @Daniel_Sloss talks about disliking like The Great Gatsby in his book. But, it is a bit funny seeing as the premise of both books are a man giving his unfiltered, non-requested judgements on other people’s fucked up relationships 😂

[Ally Karnell @allykarnell]

Me worrying about leaving our dog in hotel room and how stressed he must be alone for the first time in months.

Meanwhile the dog in question: napping on a king size bed all to himself 😂