ally d

she/her

[ally d @allykaydacho]

started from the bottom, now we’re here.

thanks for curving me a year ago today 😉

[ally d @allykaydacho]

@cautumnx3 mom n dad 🤍

[Noah Kahan Brasil @NoahKahanBrasil]

WE LOVE FOLK MALONE

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“Preserves” get off your high horse it’s just fucking jelly

[Aaron Anthony Riley @AaronPlastered_]

Me waiting on that billionaire wallet to start floating

[ally d @allykaydacho]

christy is out buying us a pool and i’m so excited to be the cool moms with a pool and a pizza oven in the yard and having bonfires with our kids friends 🫶🏼

[ally d @allykaydacho]

we finally got our washer and dryer delivered today but i’m going to miss the sweet old lady I met at the laundromat now 🥺

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”

[ally d @allykaydacho]

i’d rather die than pack a whole house again. i’m never moving

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

she’s a 10 but she doesn’t talk when she’s upset

[ally d @allykaydacho]

i truly don’t think anyone understand how pissed I am that my wife won’t take me to disney. what the actual fuck christy.

[ally d @allykaydacho]

@cautumnx3 proud of you baby

[ally d @allykaydacho]

I can’t believe i’m married. how gross.

[ally d @allykaydacho]

I violently crave in n out on a weekly basis and I hate that I live in a state where we don’t have them.

[ally d @allykaydacho]

thank god my wife hoards clothes in her truck because i’m always cold

[Lo Lo @badassgolo]

Lesbians

[ally d @allykaydacho]

even on my wedding day, i’ll still find a dog.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Coors always doing it right

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

BREAKING: Janet Protasiewicz WINS the Supreme Court election in Wisconsin, giving Democrats a majority on the Court. Democrats — & young people — were fired up, turned out, & now abortion rights & democracy are protected in Wisconsin. This is huge. We should be so relieved.