Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.
"I want you to praise me.. for being alive"
"I am so Proud of you for staying alive Robin"
Tears won't stop. One Piece is so special man. This reunion was perfectly directed. It hit so hard. I am so proud to be alive to witness this
Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.
THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 452,000 KILOMETRES BEHIND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE EXACT SPOT THEY CALCULATED BEFORE THEY EVER LEFT THE GROUND
THE MATHEMATICS WORKED. THE PHYSICS HELD. THE SILENCE ENDED.
EVERY ENGINEER, MATHEMATICIAN, PHYSICIST, AND PROGRAMMER WHO TOUCHED THIS MISSION IS THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE AND THEY KNOW IT
WELCOME HOME
a woman accidentally said “fuck” in a grocery store after dropping her phone and a kid standing behind her repeated it instantly.
she turned around absolutely horrified ready to apologize and the mother was crying.
her son is nonverbal and 10 years old and just said his first word ever. the word was fuck. they got invited to a pool party.
this is the most beautiful and chaotic story i have read this week.😭
“Do you want kids” actually I want to be so deeply and safely inlove with a genuine, handsome, considerate, emotionally intelligent, healed provider of a man that the only feasible next option is to make him a father.