allyson jade

bald. often unreliable. easily distracte

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

Wot in missing High School Nation due to driving while in the state of intoxication

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

"getting an education" and "being educated" are not the same thing.

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

honestly men are so right.
i just remembered that when i went to go vote. i happened to be on my period and i accidentally wrote in that we should start a war? like how crazy.

ugh. typical woman

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

Ask most Americanized Asians if they've ever experienced racism and they'll most likely say no.

Ask them whether or not they've ever been expected to be good at math, been squinted at, or if they've ever heard the words ling ling/ching chong.

that answer will be different.

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

my extended family:

you are so smart and so driven. we cannot wait to see what you do in this world!

we love you more than you could ever know!

we will always be there to support you!

what they voted for:

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

trump is and will always be a terrible human being. but mitch mcconnell enabled him, allowing him to do all of this damage.

georgia is our only hope.
please vote.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Very suspicious how I was leading until they started counting my opponent's votes. Please investigate.

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

my IQ dropped by like 50 just watching this.

[Karen Campbell @KarenCampbellTV]

Anti-mask protesters march around the #Indiana State House chanting “USA” & “We Will Not Comply.”

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

idk if it's just me but i'm still confused as to why glee was about an a cappella group when they never actually did any a capella. like

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

my friends and i are ALL BEAUTIFUL in our OWN WAY. i will stress this till the day i die.

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

in London it's 3:12am.

in Beijing it's 10:12am.

and in the U.S. it's 1892 where white supremacy still exists and modern-day lynching still occurs.

[christian @kfchristian]

ima flirt with as many people as i can during this quarantine. what y’all gonna do?? come see me? LMAO

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

boy i’m trying to ghost: hey wanna hang out tonight?

me: sorry i’m just taking this social distancing thing really seriously :(

boy i’m trying to ghost: ok

....

so do you wanna hang out tonight

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

im sorry. am i reading this right or

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I always treated the Chinese Virus very seriously, and have done a very good job from the beginning, including my very early decision to close the “borders” from China - against the wishes of almost all. Many lives were saved. The Fake News new narrative is disgraceful & false!

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

today i saw the bearline stop for students😱🤯😱🤯😨 #miracles #do #happen

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

✨ 2020 will be the year i stop giving my heart to boys named tre ✨

[allyson jade @allylyyy]

was driving home from dropping off my iphone to get repaired when I realized. that I DEADASS. gave the guy my phone number and told him to. "call me when it's done."
"cALL mE wHEn iTs dOnE" BOY WHAT AM I On🤦‍♀️