𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍

this is what happens when i stay in on a saturday night

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

i can’t believe i just went on an absolute rampage to 5 people i just met about how much i hate Meijer

[MILEY @miley]

.@selenagomez and I are both dropping our new SINGLEs SOON…..

I SAY WE #USEDTOBEYOUNG.

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

“evil witch mole face…? what does that even mean?”
“you know, the one from like……………………………………………. all of them?”

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

@macy_m19 🫣!!!!!!!!!!!

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

the lady at sephora gaslighted me today

[𝑀 @itgirlsdiaryy]

me whenever i’m gonna get starbies

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lana Del Rey reveals she’s having trouble figuring out how to use TikTok:

“I don’t know what I’m doing”

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

@skrainovich1 @macy_m19 just the way paddy intended

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

@skrainovich1 @macy_m19 don’t worry it’s just a silly little egg

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

#NewProfilePic

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

*at meijer*
mom: “are you okay”

no it’s freezing and creepy in here.

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

i can’t believe i just went on an absolute rampage to 5 people i just met about how much i hate Meijer

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

headphones are not enough i need to swallow the song lyrics

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

literally every time i’m in the newark airport the fire alarm goes off and no one moves or blinks or does anything

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

just found out that @Zendaya & i have the same sun, moon, & rising signs. wanted to let you guys know :,-)

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Someone said, “What are we supposed to do…recycle the same outfit for years?”

And that’s the truly the fundamental disconnect because I’m like, “Yes! You should wear stuff for years!”

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

i want to know about everyone’s first time using the dishwasher. my first time, i used dish soap and essentially flooded our kitchen floor with suds 🤍

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

something i haven’t owned the entire time i’ve lived in new york is oven mitts and i use the oven almost every day

[𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐍 @allymannnn]

cotton candy is so vulgar