ally movelle

I came, I saw, I apologized (she/her) insta: ally_mcnamee

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

I came out as bisexual a few years ago, which means my dating history looks a lot like Congress: historically male, but in recent years women have been getting a lot more representation

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

So I agree that you’re not in any way qualified for this job but are you aware that the job you currently have is to be the top public health and health policy person in America

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

I do not like this

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Trump: “I’ve been a leader on fertilization”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

If this doesn’t win best picture this Oscar season I’m gonna lose it

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

Trump: criminals are bad and I am tough on crime

Harris: bitch you ARE the crime

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

Seasonal reminder that I have no idea who or what a Parson Brown is

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

Why aren’t s FaceTime voicemails a thing

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

My boyfriend has asked me to tell everyone that he is grumpy

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

Hi, people in charge of things? Fucking pay the writers, they deserve it & I need Seth Meyers to explain Trump’s indictment to me

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

Boston weather in its Lover eta

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

The way that airlines are treating their customers is like they low key miss terrorism

[ally movelle @AllyMovelle]

Aww! So cute of the NYT to believe Georgie when he said this 🥹