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thirty 🤡

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@harr35904358 @cheezedhamz @atdanwhite this was my girl 🩷

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@cheezedhamz @atdanwhite Beagles could survive a nuclear blast

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@vx_pine happy birf pine!!

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@mirabetterment @knightsglow my niece (6) guessed that i was 50 😭 i said “baby i’m 30. i’m younger than your dad” and she just said “oh”

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@kycklinggull1 @MCFCFxden @VorosTwins And Australia

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Shoutout to everyone that is not Da Transphobic 😁😁

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@definitelydrewb @esjesjesj My friend’s dog killed a few of her chickens so she just… moved him away from the chickens. Didn’t blame him, didn’t shoot him. Just moved him away from them.

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@tibbinz @gnostic_bf i couldn’t imagine living so close to the city honestly

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why the hell did duolingo suddenly start giving me massive sentences full of words i’ve never learned 😭 all the answers were also words i’ve never learned 😭😭 talk about setting me up to fail @duolingo

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i hate binge now

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i was literally just watching the last of us on @binge and the second it hit midnight it was GONE 😭😭 wtf man

[Yog-Sothoth 🇵🇸 @TRelinquished]

@rebirthcanal Talking over someone, interrupting them and ignoring them is also something people should overcome as teenagers.

However, it's not and they don't.

Inviting someone to speak and then doing all that stuff is infinitely more rude than just being vaguely "annoying"

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@effystfu @headlikahole she’s so cute 😭😭

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@dieinvrarms @spicyroxxi @frankoc3ans nah she said an oscar nominee

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That Uber Eats discourse is frustrating me so much, I feel like I’m going insane. Doesn’t matter if you’re white, black, brown, elphaba green, avatar blue - having a false identity on an app where you know someone’s address is obviously going to be alarming to women.

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@SaeedDiCaprio i’m not sure mine really says anything about me

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@katiopolis i actually had to do a size conversion recently and no matter what i googled, i couldn’t get a proper answer, chatgpt was the only thing that answered my questions :(

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@geefizzle_ ily more!!

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“I hate men”

Unless it’s the Da Vinki Twins 😁😁