Ally B

if ye had the chance to change ye fate, wouldja?

[Kurt, etc. @Kurt_A_Eff]

Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of

[LOOooo @MeltyLoo]

Wow Pokopia looks so fun I wonder how much the Switch 2 is-

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

I do not “EV train”, I do not “play the meta”, I use my favorite Pokémon, if they lose, I restart UNTIL. THEY. WIN.

[♡乡atuu @atuhru]

barbenheimer

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

With how busy everyone’s lives are I realize that friends are simply the ones that show up

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[Ally B @allypoptosis]

@gaialect prob too late but ole henrikson or eadem TRUST

[eli 🍺 @biruboya]

saying “are our” in a sentence

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

in your 20s there will be a cat and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it

[satoru ♡s cas @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[seiya @systole_]

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

yelling "you already did that move" at a stripper

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Shohei Ohtani's 10 strikeouts and three home runs in chronological order

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me passing someone : u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer

[s @sumivibesss]

i bring a 'divorce your husband if he bothers you so much' vibe to gatherings that married ladies who complain a lot, dont like at all