lindsay lohan impersonator

most of my tweets are song lyrics

[lindsay lohan impersonator @allys0nnnn]

i’m srry to every white boy who smokes weed tht i used to make fun of for listening to mac miller... i’m one of you now

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

I need a slur for people from New Jersey who think it’s cool to go to college down south

[the greatest @greatestptl]

Be my once in a lifetime

[kimona @user49767530809]

I do not fw people who take drugs. For example airport security

[nadia (is so american) @queerbunnyslut]

you're a spark in the fucking dark & my clothes all fucking caught aflame u should feel how i fucking feel when smb says ur name im a fucking car speeding down the fucking blvd i don't even have a fucking break & i want you more than any stupid song could ever fucking say

[lindsay lohan impersonator @allys0nnnn]

been thinking ab the dead grandparent/special reading chair bit from baby j a lot this week. and i know the chair was there to teach patience — but i do think a special chair would maybe make me feel a little better right ab now

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

When you’re so high u start to understand why people didn’t fuck with you in high school

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

imagine being reincarnated with the love of your life as two bunnies at EPCOT

[dead, again @mothmortem]

“what are your intentions with my son?” i just want to take care of him when he’s sick. i am poisoning him in order to do this but like. im also taking really really good care of him. so it evens out. you know like in terms of sins.

[misery babe @inaglassscage]

chopping up a fat line of what could have been with the card that i have been dealt

[lindsay lohan impersonator @allys0nnnn]

unblocked

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

GO BIRDS 🦅

[ayoswrld @tomiwa_ttw]

my type

[lindsay lohan impersonator @allys0nnnn]

miss me like you gettin’ withdrawal, i keep that coming

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

a loaded god complex Charlie and Kirk it