Ally mc.Coist 9

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[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

Tavernier Leadership?
I’m sorry, but pointing and shouting after you’ve lost your man isn’t leadership
that’s damage control
A captain’s meant to set standards, not apologise for them every other week. 👋

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

Gassama didn’t just miss the goal he cleared the stadium, the parking lot, and probably landed it somewhere in Glasgow Airport

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

How on earth has that goal been allowed to stand? Honestly, what are they looking at? We’ve got VAR, slow motion, lines all over the screen… and somehow a striker standing a yard offside is apparently fine now

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

We’re told VAR is there to clear up the obvious mistakes, aye? Well if that’s not obvious then I genuinely don’t know what is.

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

Told yous all at the start wrong man, wrong time, wrong haircut. Should’ve left him at Loch Lomond

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

Mikey Moore running about like he’s discovered football for the first time. Kid’s about as threatening as a wet Sunday League whistle.

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

sacked Gio van Bronckhorst for breathing too heavy after a draw with Livingston. And here you are, taking the lads swimming in Loch Lomond, two down before the pies are cold.

At least Gio took us to a Europa League final. You’ve taken us to the bottom half of the table

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

@RangersFC

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

Norwich City can confirm that Russell Martin’s contract has been terminated by mutual consent.

Thanks for the memories, Russ! 💛💚

#ThanksRuss #ncfc

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

It’s not about the result, it’s about the performance.’ Russell, son… you lost to Genk, threw Diomande under the bus, and called that a performance. Comedy club

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

“Russell, son… you thought a wee 2–0 against Hibs saved you? Aye right. Dundee win and now we’re 11th. ELEVENTH. I’ve seen ski resorts with better positions than that. You’ve had us doing lengths in Loch Lomond, crumbling like biscuits, and now sinking below Dundee

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

Full-Time: Rangers 2-0 Hibernian

💙 Victory at Ibrox sends us into the Premier Sports Cup semi-final.

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

@RangersFC Russell, son, you had them doing star jumps in Loch Lomond , If this is what you call training, Hibs must be rubbing their hands. You’ve stolen the biscuits, ignored the Loving Cup, sat us 10th in the league, and you’ve still got that curtains haircut blowing in the wind.

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

@russells_maw That haircut’s been dead since dial-up.
Curtains closed

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

He’s not taking protests personally…

Not personally? Russell, they’re holding up banners with your haircut on it. If that’s not personal, I don’t know what is.

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

I’m raging, lads. Absolutely raging. Five games gone and we’re tenth ..tenth! And I’ve got to watch my team splashing about like they’re on a school trip? I want blood and thunder, not bloody rubber dinghies. Martin’s finished. He should stay in the loch

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

Russell, son, let me get this straight ,the team’s in tenth place, the fans are raging, you’ve just been humiliated by Hearts and your big masterplan is to take the boys for a dip in Loch Lomond? Aye, very good. Maybe next week you can try mini-golf.

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

🔵 Under-pressure Rangers boss Russell Martin took his team swimming in Loch Lomond today, as part of a team bonding exercise.

The Ibrox boss hopes the change of scenery will allow players to reset after a tough start to the season. More ⤵️

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

@FabrizioRomano Suffering more than the fans? Behave yourself, son. They’re paying through the nose to watch it!

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

Listen, Russell, son… I’ve seen some bad starts in my time, but you’ve managed to take the biscuit, the tray, and the whole tea set with this one. Tenth place? At Rangers? That’s not a league position, that’s a bus route.

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

Russell Martin 🤦‍♂️

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

@talkSPORT @RangersFC

[Ally mc.Coist 9 @allysbears]

Russell Martin 🤦‍♂️