Ally Sebian

Summer tanned pretty, little perfect mess With a story that could only be anybody's guess. 716➡️ 502 ➡️🧀➡️804

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

@hburrito92 @martybiron43 No better hockey human as a namesake! 🥰😍

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

No better reminder that your life is in a constant state of flux, than a USPS email notifying you that your 12-month, mail-forwarding service is set to expire…. From two addresses ago. #FourAddressesIn22Months

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

Right now, wedding planning feels like a solving a Rubix cube…

…I’ve never successfully solved a Rubix cube.

#AllyPlansAWedding

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

Anyone who knows my dad will not be surprised to hear that he remembered the event coordinator at a venue (we met with two weeks ago) is a huge coffee fan and DROPPED OF A BAG OF STARBUCKS BEANS, “it’s not a bribe, but it can’t hurt..”
His heart melts mine 😍
#AllyPlansAWedding

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

I spent an irresponsible about of money on ordering coffee this morning. Proof that I should not be allowed to online shop before I am caffeinated…

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

For the record, KC only got the bye-week on a technicality. #Rude

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

If the patriots actually try to win this game:
1. it will be the most unpatriotic thing ever, and
2. They will truly be America's bully.
#DontBeABelichick #BillsMafia

[sba @essbeeay]

Hang up the “who won the game” piece of paper in the locker room and go win the whole fucking thing

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

Finding a wedding venue is exciting and all, until you see pricing.

You want a serving staff? Up Charge.
Using wooden toothpicks? Up Charge.
Two-ply toilet paper? Up Charge.
Electricity? Up Charge.

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

@jbliss1119 No. But it depends on your delivery…..

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Goodness is hidden, silent; it requires slow and continuous excavation. Because God’s style is discreet. He does not impose himself. He is like the air we breathe - we don't see it but it allows us to live, and we realize it only when it's missing.

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

Class. Act. Response.

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

At an event in Bardstown, a woman showed up to heckle me. She accused me of wanting to kill babies.

I didn’t give her the response she expected.

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

Delta sending automated emails saying they “upgraded out flights” when *we* payed for them, is like the group project partner that shows up on presentation day and asks what slides they can share.🤪

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

One. Sunday. Closer.

@GamedayVodka | #BillsMafia

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

Anyone else getting some STRONG Adam Sandler vibes?? 💙❤️ 🤣

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Undercover at Bills Camp: @CaseKeenum edition. 😂😂 #BillsMafia

Watch the full video: https://t.co/aszpVHDsB2

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

@ryanhallyall Stevens Point, WI. Portage County. 1715CT.

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

@JaneLankes What an incredibly cool experience! We saw the movie last weekend and speculated about what collaboration with the professionals may have looked like. Tell her that she IS an ABSOLUTE badass! 💛💙

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

Update: We are officially tapering for the 1/2 marathon. Ran my longest distance ever on Sunday (sub 10min/mi.), and today was the fastest 4 miles outdoors at an average 9:26/mile. Never would have thought this was where we would be at. 🥰

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

I just jogged 5 miles straight and averaged a 10:13min/mi. High school me, try-hard-to-run/walk-one-mile-in-twelve-minutes me, is so 👏🏻 damn 👏🏻 proud 👏🏻 of herself.

[Ally Sebian @allysebian]

Who was the idiot who thought it would be a good idea to train for a half marathon? …stupid head. 🤦🏻‍♀️