allyson.

“that was the least interesting thing I have ever heard” -Dan Le Batard

[allyson. @allyso15]

“dad what is that place”
“that is the redzone son, you must never score there”

[allyson. @allyso15]

is it too dramatic to say i don’t want to live without football?

[allyson. @allyso15]

@Mr_Pfist3r touche lol 😂, yes, she absolutely loves it there!

[allyson. @allyso15]

yesterday Jenna said “ya know the best part about living in Arizona is that I haven’t seen one person wearing crocs yet” ... my heart shattered 💔

[🪴🫧🧃 @cheechcobbler]

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.

[allyson. @allyso15]

i miss church so much it physically hurts.

[allyson. @allyso15]

going to have zero cute clothes this summer because i spent all my clothing $ on lounge sets during quarantine 🤷🏻‍♀️

[allyson. @allyso15]

I started watching “This Is Us” the other day and it took me until episode 16 to realize that one of the main characters is Mandy Moore. How does that go unnoticed for 16 hours?? Quarantine is frying my brain cells.

[haley kathryn stout @HaleyyStout]

if 2020 was a beer it’d be miller lite

[allyson. @allyso15]

why do tv shows/movies have to slaughter the book?? If a book sold millions of copies, don’t you think it has a good enough plot and characters already?? Only ever seen two movies better than the book 🙄

[allyson. @allyso15]

just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to agree with every stance taken by the political party you associate yourself with 🙃

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Welcome to Tampa Bay, Tristan Wirfs 😎

#GoBucs

[allyson. @allyso15]

@Cassandraferris that’s one of the best things i’ve ever read

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Trespassing in parks, breaking and entering... Just making myself at home in Tompa Bay! 😂

[allyson. @allyso15]

@MussowMadi Turn of the Key or Sharp Objects

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Time to run it back @RobGronkowski!

[allyson. @allyso15]

SAME. but black 🖤

[👸🏽SYDNEY👸🏽 @sydneyvisser]

*me online shopping*

“hmm, cute but it would be cuter in pink”

[allyson. @allyso15]

@tinyscholten6 lol i feel ya, i’m gonna die when i go back to work but that is not today’s problem.

[allyson. @allyso15]

my husband just informed me that he is setting the alarm for 8 am tomorrow because we need to stop sleeping in and get on a good schedule again ... long story short i need a new place to quarantine.

[allyson. @allyso15]

@calebhouser9 watched this a couple days ago and cried for the 16388274th time 😅 it’s a great one.

[Mackenzie Fraim @mackenziefraim]

I MISS MY FRIENDS