Al

Life may be short but I'm definitely not

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

History will look back on both of them as the start of a revolution.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when my nephew says the bad word i taught him

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Being in your mid to late twenties is just saying “I can’t drink like I used to man” and then proceeding to try to drink like I used to

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

For years I was an “over-understander”

I tried to understand where everyone was coming from. Made excuses. Told myself things would change. I thought it was my responsibility to accommodate.

In reality, my responsibility is: to take care of me.

Not to decode other people’s behavior.

[Hail Varsity @HailVarsity]

LEGENDARY.

#GBR

[Nebraska Huskers @Huskers]

NEBRASKA VOLLEYBALL

THAT'S THE TWEET

[Al @allyson_lawson]

“As long as we’re in our seats the lord is good”

[danielle 🕸𓍊𓋼𓍊♡☾ @graveyardwitch_]

I WILL DO MANY FALL ACTIVITIES THIS YEAR!!! I WILL NOT WASTE THE FALL SEASON ROTTING IN BED!!! I WILL GO TO A PUMPKIN PATCH!!! AND TO A HAUNTED HOUSE!!! AND CARVE PUMPKINS!!! AND DRINK CIDER!!! AND HAVE A SCARY MOVIE MARATHON!!! AND BAKE COOKIES!!! AND JUMP IN A PILE OF LEAVES!!!

[Quick Draw McGraw @dannomals]

You’ve got 1 chance to be good to me, you screw it up and I’ll make sure I never existed

[Al @allyson_lawson]

@allyeve11 You bet I have.

[‽ @vzxyiz]

I'm too wifey to be treated like some ordinary girl.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

It is the only way to go. Fugg em.

[kucci kolt @iamkoltdelane]

I be like “idc” then tell my mom

[Kolby Cooper @KolbyCooper_]

Fuck what everyone else thinks if you like it

[𖠿 @wscxel]

cleaning is fun when no one ask you to

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

When I thought he liked me because he literally said he did

[Al @allyson_lawson]

Just trying to stay busy.