allyson

can’t be 100 if you’re only givin 95

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[AT @primediscussion]

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

[allyson @allysonhaschalk]

Father isn’t the one who pushed a watermelon out it’s coochie

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

It's funny how after the birth of a baby, announcers declare that "mother and baby are doing fine".

What about the father??

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

The OG junkie oh we're so back

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Holy shit, a Trump supporter woke up.😳

[allyson @allysonhaschalk]

@nurse_ugbede No plans except your house boutta be destroyed

[allyson @allysonhaschalk]

Unexpectedly??

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Inflation in the U.S. unexpectedly rises to 3%.

[𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖆 𝕵. 🥀 @babyliisaa]

This would’ve been on my MySpace page back in the day

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Y’all elected one as President…

[allyson @allysonhaschalk]

@The_Acumen I hope you’re prepared for your son to cut you out of his life in a few years. This is absolutely insane.

[NEENERS777, ABORTION BANS KILL MOMS. @marygribbin809]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE HIS LEGACY.

[allyson @allysonhaschalk]

“Former” being the key word here. She’s a fucking adult now.

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Sabrina Carpenter acts out ORAL S*X mid show, receiving backlash as a result.

She is a former Disney Channel star.

[allyson @allysonhaschalk]

@wenchhaver Sex, couples, marriage, family, behavioral, occupational, physical, music, etc. hope this helps!!

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[allyson @allysonhaschalk]

@itsdeaann @PopCrave I literally thought it was you

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

1 of 1.

[Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @RogerZenAF]

Ever get the feeling that all your neighbors are fucking idiots?

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Democrats Cried.

MAGA stormed the Capitol.

We are not the same.