allyson

a digital diary of sorts

[allyson @allysonmariem]

Paxton- “Burn Ally and then put her in a box”
Kristin- “Why?”
Paxton- “So we can keep her!”

[2.0 @blixberrie]

Charlie Kirk aside, imagine the crowd hyping his pro-gun rhetoric. Then a shot rings out. In that instant of panic when they realize they might die by the very thing they worship, did the irony finally hit them?

[allyson @allysonmariem]

abby ft me and the first thing she says when i answer is “do you wanna go change your butt?”💀

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

How u hate me when I’m in my room doing this

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way he slowly rose back up will forever take me out LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[allyson @allysonmariem]

jaelen(@dephaultz)
“i’m a professional scientician”
“they dk what that is cause they not that high up… you feel me”

“do your hw on the scienticians”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

seth : “i would eat any of your pussies rn”💀💀💀

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

Unfortunately, I’m not mindful. I’m not cutesy. I’m not demure. I’m mentally ill, cunty, and a bit demonic.

[allyson @allysonmariem]

i want menchies like a MF rn

[Veronica Cranick @v3ronica_LOL]

You’re not just a whore, you’re a ✨cheese whore✨

[allyson @allysonmariem]

abby: “i like your hotdog…. wait no… i like your brat 😏”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

if i don’t txt back tn i’m sorry… i’m w batman

[allyson @allysonmariem]

abby: “im a hoe but i ain’t no hoe”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

dad: “i will troll your fucking gma don’t play w me”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

gia “i just woke up yk im sensitive rn”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

kristin: “my tits be shooting”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

keegan : “when i run my boobies jiggle”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

veronica: “on his boat?!”
me: “yeah, i’m about to get my sea legs fr”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

*dad getting in the pool after the hot tub*
dad: “oh that’s too cold”
kristin: “pussy”
dad: “yes, yes i am”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

me: * just cut paisleys hair*
pais: “she’s a certified hair salonist”

[allyson @allysonmariem]

veronica : “i’m probably just gonna cry myself to sleep”
me : “just watch some HSM and you’ll be fine<3”