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[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Sorry bro, but we ain’t gonna give you two more years to do shit. You had your chance.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Since Trump Took Office:

Gas +39%
Diesel +69%
Utilities +15%
Jet fuel +100%
Health care +13%
Ground beef +25%

Elon Wealth: +122%
Wall Street Profits +22%
CEO Pay: +14%
Real Wages: +.5%

Trump Wealth: Doubled.
Trump Cabinet: 8 members worth $100M+

Do you fucking get it yet?

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

“Gas prices are hitting record highs. Release the blurry UFO footage”

[greg @greg16676935420]

This is the winner

[Pogman @JanPogman2]

They're recalling things that have never been recalled before

[Tim @trouble_man90]

We went from passing climate bills and funding for cancer research to “if you eat the blueberries you will die” in less than two years.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Last year, RFK Jr. made radical changes to food and safety standards.

This year, food born illnesses have gone up by 400%. 400 fucking % !! It's almost like hiring unqualified people is a bad thing.

[Arantza @arantzazuut]

me considero una fan casual de Spiderman entonces no tenía ni idea de esto pero WOW QUÉ EPICIDAD y qué icónico cuando hacen cosas así para los fans

[H.N.S★ @notanartistbro]

Marvel heroes when New York is in danger but its not their movie…

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

«2027 ya está a solo 5 meses» yo que perdí la noción del tiempo desde 2019

[yasmine ⚢ @yasreix]

“ninguém gosta de ficar em casa o dia todo”

eu o dia todo se deixar:

[tiffany fong (retarded) @TiffanyxFong]

I am SO taking Tylenol when I get pregnant

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[shae🎀 @BB_Baddies]

this szn of love island became unwatchable to me because i can't entertain delusion. melanie & sincere being sent to the hideaway DAYS after movie night sounds like a humiliation ritual to me. this show has gone downhill ever since teens became control of the votes #loveislandusa

[Kenzie Dubek 🇵🇸 @losing_dawg]

Taylor Swift wanted to be part of the magical NYC summer vibe so bad but forgot her level of wealth makes her incompatible with human experiences

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

this was on the wall outside the Blue Line at Jefferson Park

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

It’s like a meth family moved in….