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no me jodan

[🥟 @allysontamar]

becoming an auntie is my biggest blessing

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[🥟 @allysontamar]

I hate living in soflo bc wtf do you mean I almost got hit 3x on my 10 minute commute home from work😭😭😭

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

You ever notice you don’t run into people GOD removed from your life?!!?

[Praise @tufpraise]

The president of the United States is a pedophile why aren’t you tweeting about that?

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

to be loved mexicanly

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

No soy pediatra, pero juraría que ese bebé tiene algún tipo de problema en el desarrollo.

[🥟 @allysontamar]

I want a pet raccoon so bad

[solé @layxsnv]

Me to EVERYTHING the few days leading up to my period

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I accidentally open a chat that I was ignoring:

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

me on my phone late at night knowing I have to be up by 6 am

[Max @welp_max]

dead ass bc it doesn’t

[Toxcyk @_toxicblonde]

tbh this is a great example of just how boring life has become. I miss treeeeeees man.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[☔ @Whotfismick]

One minute you're young, then the next you're falling asleep like this

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me every morning, deciding whether or not to go to work

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

not gonna lie, thankful for my job but definitely don’t want to work this week.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

pendejas for Trump

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

What do you mean today is not Friday and neither is tomorrow???