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don't worry be happy | @ndlaw

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Michael B. Jordan, and the B is for Best Actor. #Oscars

[coffee bae @iamsashakae]

amaya be saying some shit not even shakespeare could’ve written.

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

So…was I the only one who thought Steve Madden was a fancy brand growing up…

Or do that just show how broke my family was

[ᴀʀᴛʜ @arthfobic]

after that moment last night we know that Beyoncé really is chronically online 😭

[ramsey @busywomans]

this is how you know women are fed up with men the girlies in the audience just knew how to complete that sentence unprompted #SNL

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

no one:
not a single soul:
me: well kandi won’t you check around puerto rico and see if there’s a studio we can go drop some beatsss

[cameron @cambeserious]

NIA IVY DOING HER NICKI IMPRESSION IN FRONT OF ARIANA 😭😭

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Period 💅

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

the original girl dinner

[girlyteengirl 🌼 @devgrasi]

Glinda walking back to Shiz after Defying Gravity because Elphaba had the return tickets for the train

[kyler ໒ @slshers]

i really love this movie so bad

[PIKO @pogobang]

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

[andy @hughiebooty]

I think it’s beyond crazy that we haven’t got a Jersey Shore cast member on Traitors yet

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

i've lived long enough to see Subway outlive its purpose. five dollar footlongs are like $15 now. you're not going to sell me on giant cookies, pizzas, soups, salad bowls. i'm here for one thing and it's the cheap sub i got in 2008. if you don't have it, then what's the point?

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

they got jalen hurts on the bus, club, nother club, plane, next place, no sleep tour

[Dr. Heavenly Kimes @Dr_Heavenly]

I have attended many CPR classes over the years, but was never told this…..
When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then ?
A rarely good post that can't be shared often enough:
1.
Take a 2 minute break and read this:
Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
2.
You are really tired and frustrated.
All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
3.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
4.
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
5.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
6.
But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
7.
Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
8.
Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
9.
FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
Instead of posting jokes, you're helping save lives by spreading this message.
❤️ COPY (hold your finger, click on the text and select copy, go to your own page and where you normally want to write, select finger again and paste)