Allyson Martin

Mopeding geocacher.

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@DiscountyGame When ordering a certain amount of boxes, you cannot pick up the one that is closest to Guy because it highlights him to start a conversation no matter if you are facing him or facing away from him trying to pick up the box.

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@EricSummerer A very fun magical sticker album, yes.

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@EricSummerer @CrystalPisano I’ve played BOTW for 300+ hours and it is fantastic. I made myself physically ill once by playing for 14 hours straight and my husband had to make me stop and go to the store or something.

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@jamiethrower Remember when we tried to turn this into a Target related song? 😆😆

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@RebeccaPodos Boogie Records, Believe In Music, Repeat The Beat in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

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Family tradition-After going out to dinner, we head to the nearest roundabout and drive around it Griswold style as many times as we can while listening to Round and Round by Ratt.

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My daughter and I have a @minusthebear cover band called Minus That Bear; in which we replace certain words to sound overbearing and bossy. And we point at things a lot. #keepthosehandsonthatrock #rollthatrockupthathill

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In the kid pickup line at school, lady behind me in line is both reading a novel and Swiffering her dashboard. #multitasker

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@SirCreate Especially if you have an underscore. I really stress about that underscore.

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“Could you elaborate on what a Splenda is?” -my barista at Starbucks today.

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Heading home from the @minusthebear show, and I think I got a contact beard. Amazing show! ❤️

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@jakehsnider Looking forward to the show tonight. Thanks for all the tunes. 😊

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@graysongraysonk @CD1025FM @RachaelGordon23 @DJNateCD1025 @IHateTomButler I’m so proud and happy for you Grayson! ❤️

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@mrwilson41 He grew it for two years, and said he was just done with it.

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My husband is shaving off his beard and I think I need support. #sad

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@KingArthur3D *slips on bubbles* *dies*

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@KingArthur3D You and some 6 year old! 😆

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I’m at a Great Wolf Lodge little kid dance party and all I see are tiny people doing Fortnite dances in a sea of bubbles.

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@_JamiePerrin I was reading your tweets and I got an inline ad for an airline. Twitter is stalking your life.

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@Rlopez210 @oldmangloomband @NGHTBLND @minusthebear @Corymurchy Somehow my phone’s iTunes only has Gone on it, so if I’m lazy in the car and don’t choose another format it’ll just play it over and over. 😆